You can only poop so high

You can only poop so high before it touches your butt, because climate change is real and we're all about to get lifted up off the seat.

Great holiday and birthday gifts for those who care about the environment and have a sense of humor.

Because if we're bringing hell in a hand basket to earth we may as well round out the trauma with jokes.

Especially great for your climate change denier friends, foes, colleagues and family members.

Satirically and ethically made in North America

Classic Tee 100% cotton unisex t-shirts
-100% cotton and cotton poly mix - heavier weight material
-Unisex sizing
-Easy fit and tailored fit - Black only
-SOLID colors: black, white and purple - Easy fit
-HEATHERED colors: Lilac, Slate, Olive, Hot Pink - Easy fit

Production time is 1-2 business days. Ship times are 1-5 business days (3 days average) in Canada and 5-10 business days in the US.

Care Instructions
-Turn garment inside out and wash wash cold on delicate cycle.
-Lay flat to dry.
-Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly onto the design.