You can only poop so high

You can only poop so high before it touches your butt, because climate change is real and we are all about to get lifted up off the seat.

Great holiday and birthday gifts for those who care about the environment and have a sense of humor. Because if we're bringing hell in a hand basket to earth we may as well round out the trauma with jokes.

Especially great for your climate change denier friends, foes, colleagues and family members.

Satirically and ethically made in North America. Super soft material for lounging in, cut and designed to wear out.

~Classic Tee 100% cotton unisex 
-100% cotton and cotton poly mix - heavier weight material
-Unisex sizing
-True to size, loose fit
-SOLID colors: black, white and purple
-HEATHERED colors: Light purple, Slate blue, Olive green, Flamingo pink

Production time is 1-3 business days, Ship times are 1-5 business days (3 days average)

~Care Instructions
-Turn garment inside out and wash wash cold on delicate cycle.
-Lay flat to dry.
-Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly onto the design.